Shejaculation!
If you can read this, you haven’t shejaculated all over your computer or newsprint yet. But, if you are one in every other woman, you will at some point in your life—although hopefully it won’t ruin your laptop. That’s right: female ejaculation is not a myth. In fact, it’s a reality. Known by many as orgasmic expulsion, squirting, gushing or even femjacking, this phenomenon graces the lives of 35 to 50 percent of reported women during orgasm. Though a woman’s orgasm can be, and often is, completely detached from squirting, an orgasm that results in emitted fluid is a common occurrence. If you are a woman, if you have a vagina and if your vagina contains both an accessible G-spot and Skene’s gland (the female prostate), the possibility exists. When stimulated properly, Dalhouise University professor Ed Belzer proved, “the female prostate acts like the male prostate: when rhythmically prodded, it swells up and then discharges fluid through the urethra… In the female, you reach in—at virtually the same angle—through her vagina.” The emitted fluid can range from unnoticeable amounts to a few cups full. While the content of said fluid is still hotly debated, there is some consensus that it contains trace to substantial amounts of urine, as well as prostatic acid phosphates (PAP) and prostate specific antigen (PSA)—both chemicals present in male ejaculatory fluid.
Now, this fluid normally differs from the 12-foot vaginal spurting emulated in pornography. Though famed “Squirtwoman” Cytherea, an American porn star known for her appearances in “Queen of Squirt” as well as her “long-distance” female ejaculation, has publicized this feat, it is not the norm. Most female ejaculation—as hinted in one of its many euphemisms—works like a waterfall, “gushing.” A powerful stream of fluid, destroying the lens of a video camera, is perhaps an accomplishment limited to Cytherea and a handful of others.
All “Squirtwomen” aside, squirting women should be accepted. Though the fact that a substantial amount of urine can be present in the ejaculatory matter may be disconcerting, female ejaculation is not synonymous with urination. More importantly, female ejaculation is not a sexual perversion, though such esteemed biologists like Kinsey labeled the occurrence “Congenital Sexual Inversion in Women.” To be fair, I have no idea what reaction I would assume upon my own ejaculation, but male judgments should be avoided. Female ejaculation is a natural process, disparate from urination and quite similar to male ejaculation.
Shejaculation, (I love that terminology) is not a myth, but women want men to think it is. The main reason is because the more inadaquate a lover the woman can make a man feel, the more power she has over him like an animal preditor to it’s prey. The more she can convince her “little man” that there’s no such thing and that he should stop trying to prove her wrong, the stronger the hold she has on him. I used to be a victim of this with my first wife. From what I can figure, is’t not uncommon for most women to do this to their mate. My only question is why? They bitch too much already because we aren’t satisfying their needs outside of the bed room. You’d think that they would at least be self-conscious enough to show the man where to arouse her erogenous spot and warm her pilot light before he divides and conquers. I too thought at one time that this was a myth. Then, when I left my wife and dated, a young lady it got physical one night. I took my time to dim the lights but not turn them out, because visual stimulation is very important and we wanted to see how each other reacted to the foreplay. It took a while to relax her, but once I did, she was puddy in my hands. Music is also very important to calm the woman’s nerves if it’s still new to her with you. It takes all of this to relax her and help clear her mind, because the main reason why men can’t bring their woman to orgasm isn’t totally their fault. It’s mainly because women usually keep about a million things going on in their mind. WOMEN, CHILL OUT AND LET US HELP YOU RELAX!!!!! When I was done with foreplay, over 45 minutes had passed. Then as the intercourse started, she had a much easier time reaching orgasm than any other woman I had ever been with, becuase she let me help her and wasn’t controlling with it. She actually let go and let it happen. What a novel idea! It took her 10 minutes with the actual intercourse to acheive her first orgasm with me. More followed. About 3 or 4. On the last one, things really exploded, and what I once thought was a myth, I can now attest to all of you, (As Jaime Heineman and Adam Savage would say) MYTH CONFIRMED!!! It is no longer a myth, but an absolute fact! The only hinderance is men, you have to build them up to that point from the minute you wake up until the earth shattering second that it happens. And Women, YOU HAVE TO LET US!!!! Quit being so damn dominerring and level the playing field and let us love you. That’s all you really want us to do isn’t it? Well then, tell me this, should it be a level playing field, or your terms exclusively? If so, then you don’t deserve such a life improving experience and I hope all your partners treat you as crappy as you treat them. If you do want it to be a level playing field then become less in your own eyes and lower yourself to the level that you hold him at and then you will both be as important to each other as you are to yourselves. I’m not suggesting that you put yourself beneath him because you shouldn’t be. He should lift you up and you should do the same for him, no more than he does and certainly no less than he does. If you don’t then it’s your own fault that he can’t satisfy you like you claim you want him to.
That’s ‘s all I have to say on the matter.
I’m R. Douglass Mahaffey, Good luck and good love to all who read this!