Pokémon Pickup Lines: The Remix

| Cadenza Reporter

Is it that time of year again? With the release of Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver this week (and yes, those are the actual names), Cadenza thought it was only fitting that we release another bundle of Pokémon pickup lines. Hopefully, these will tide over every Poké-nut out there until sequels Pokémon SlugYellow and CoalBlack are released.

1. My Psyduck just used Psychic, so I’ll thank you in advance for the great night.

2. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

3. I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.

4. You’re such a good catch; I’ll use my Master Ball on you.

5. Did you just use Whirlwind? Because you blew me away.

6. Is that a Dratini in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

7. Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kickin’.

8. If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!

9. StarME and StarYU were meant to be together.

10. Hello. I’m from Team Rocket, and I’m here to steal your heart.