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Someone Good to play W.I.L.D.
Team 31 was excited to announce this semester’s W.I.L.D. headliner, and the pick was met with elation by students.
“Finally, Someone Good is playing at W.I.L.D.,” said senior Izzie McFizz.
Someone Good is a fusion group composed of three members and a 15-person entourage.
Dame Dench discovered drunk driving, doing dastardly deeds
Late last night, Officer Joe Harvey was startled to find famed thespian Dame Judi Dench behind the wheel of a green Ford Taurus that had been swerving dangerously between traffic lanes in downtown Los Angeles before being pulled over.
“I was surprised because she’s such an old biddy, but she was slurring her words and couldn’t focus,” said Harvey.
Guy with TiVo hopes end of writers’ strike will make him popular again
Dardick resident and freshman Sean Cassidy has spent the last six months in relative isolation. But all that should change in the coming months.
“With the end of the writers’ strike and the return of some of the floor’s favorite shows, I’m really looking for my popularity to rise,” he said.