The Bears have finally found a worthy opponent for a fight, as Student Union (SU) declared war on the University of Washington.
“On behalf of the student body, Student Union has declared war on the University of Washington,” said SU President Neil Patel. “We’re tired of being confused with the University of Washington.
Danforth University men’s basketball leading scorer Troy Ruths suffered a major setback off the court this past weekend. The senior and co-captain saw his GPA dip below 4.0 after receiving an A- in his advanced computer science class.
Despite playing in the Division III NCAA tournament, Ruths, the two-time ESPN Academic All-American of the Year, considered sitting out of the team’s final games due to his inability to focus on the court and occasional shaking of his entire body.
After winning the national championship, the Washington University volleyball team went out and did the natural thing. Rather than partying, the entire team made a stop at the County Clerk’s office to get name changes. In total, 13 players changed their names to a variation of Ali.