Schmooze
Rubelmann catches on fire, no one cares
The Office of Residential Life barred Clayton Fire Department from responding to a fire on Rubelmann 2, allowing the old dormitory to burn to the ground. The unexpected grease fire begun by an RCD cooking freedom fries expedited ResLife’s plan for renovation on the South 40.
Student petitions for adoption
Ivanna Freeride partied like she was in the class of 1999 when she received her acceptance package from Washington University, but the pre-freshman said that her jaw dropped faster than the Gen Chem curve when she saw the fee for tuition.
Undaunted, Freeride researched scholarships and investigated the Work Study program.
Briefs
Washington University students welcomed Ms. Valerie Felicity Frizzle of “The Magic School Bus” fame to campus Wednesday for this week’s Assembly Series, titled “The Small Intestine Is a Wonderful Place.”