Pot is awesome!
Dear Reader: This article appears as part of Student Life’s annual April Fool’s issue. Please don’t think anything in it is true. It’s all made up.
I didn’t really used to think that pot was awesome, but now I do. I thought it was bad and made you sick, but it really doesn’t and now I know that. I know that because pot is really good and fun and when I smoke it it’s really cool. That’s why pot is awesome!
All kinds of bands smoke lots of pot. That means that pot can help music and make better songs. Music from a long time ago is okay but doesn’t sound as good as it would if the people who made it had been smoking more pot.
The first time I tried pot was cool. My big brother was pissed off because he walked in on his girlfriend with another guy so he was in his room and I was in my room, and I could smell something kinda weird from his room. So I knocked on the door and he “smoked me out” for the first time. It was really fun because we listened to cool music like Phish and Radiohead, and then we had some Doritos which were really awesome, too.
Some people might say that pot isn’t awesome, but their wrong. They just say that because they know how awesome it is and don’t want other people to find out even though they will anyway. People smoke pot all the time and they’re doing fine so why are other people trying to tell us that pot is bad? Its not cool at all.
A good idea would be to make pot legal so that everyone could smoke it all the time wherever they wanted too. People would be a lot more relaxed and happy and gigeelee if they could smoke pot and just hang out. Right now we can’t, even though pot is awesome, which is silly because everyone who really knows knows that pot is totally awesome and saying its not just is wrong.
And so in conclusion: pot is awesome!
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